When his feet reach only the tops of your ankles, it's weird. We love them, we hate them, and sometimes we date them. Unless you want to look like a homeless person who is wearing clothes way too big for them. Image source: reactiongifs Suggested read: 24. Everyone asks you if he plays basketball. It truly blows that something so seemingly silly could be such a cause of discontent. He tries to bend down as much as he can and you try to do your best ballerina tip toe.
Friends asking if he has any brothers or friends or basketball teammates. Image source: Giphy Bonus point: If it works out with him, you can throw away the apology chit you wrote to your children for making them short! It helps you feel less awkward about it. He is constantly trying to compensate. You find yourself justifying why you're dating him. Sometimes you just want to be thrown around in bed by a big, hot stud.
You have to put away your heels and just resign yourself to wearing ballet flats for all eternity. . For some reason, people think that you must be desperate for a boyfriend -- just because he's short. The short guys are the real winners. Standing-up kisses can look hilariously awkward. You feel insecure about it, and that makes you feel like a huge dick. Of course, this can also happen with a tall guy.
Hey, not complaining — new moves! But you do look good when he clicks a picture from above and also shorter than you really are. Really short girls are lucky, because every guy is a tall guy to them! Sometimes, he hangs out with other tall friends and when they talk in a group, you kind of feel like a little kid in a circle of adults. Guys are supposed to be the tall ones, right? You often underestimate just how much he can eat, and can expect him to finish your plates when you go out even if you were planning on taking it home! In heels, I was a good three inches taller than him, and it felt so weird having this little guy kind of under my arm as we walked. Or you make sure to sit down at the same time. Your tiny legs fit in just fine, even if he tugs on it.
He talks loudly, makes crazy jokes and always wants to be the life of the party. That's just not in the cards for you, my friend. I mean, what else are you supposed to do? Posing for group pictures can be near-impossible. But comes in pretty handy on a sunny day. He uses your head as an armrest. He may have a beautiful face, killer abs and a stellar personality, but all you or anyone else can seem to focus on is that your boo is a tiny little munchkin.
So they tell you about it all the time. He likes to talk about his huge dick. Here are 11 very real truths about dating a guy who is shorter than you. That makes thing ahem, a bit difficult. He had ripped muscles, so he looked like one of those short, heavyweight wrestlers from the movies. You sometimes feel like you should be exercising your ability to wear ridiculously high heels, even though you just want to wear flats. He can just pick you up and take you anywhere.
He has to lean down to your height and repeat everything. You never have a shortage of blanket. And so not worth the pain because he is still annoyingly tall. You used to love being a tall, sexy woman, but now it just feels like a problem over which you have zero control. Sometimes I would catch us in the store window and try to shrink down a little bit. With a short guy, you can easily weigh more than him or feel like you could crush him underneath you. But having a short guy on top of you is always slightly awkward.
You wonder if he shops for boys' clothes, and it makes you uncomfortable. Because all the cool food stuff is on the top shelf. But you do get a ton of forehead kisses! You can never hear him in loud places. He was cute, but damn was he a shorty. And you keep stepping on his large toes. The issue is that he is already self-conscious about his petite stature. You feel sorry for him in airplanes and trains because you have all this excess legroom and he has none.